Why is my wallet like a library? Because everyone wants to “check out” what’s inside.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why are ghosts bad liars?
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Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
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The students were too bright.read more »
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Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
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What is the deal with these funny jokes?
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!