Remembering everything, especially the embarrassing stuff.
Why do elephants never forget? Because they don’t have a “delete” button on their trunk.
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
How does a spider communicate? On...
How does a spider communicate?
On the web!read more »
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purr-ple!read more »
Why did the antelope bring a...
Why did the antelope bring a ladder to the bar?
Because it heard...read more »
82 Animal Jokes: The Wakanda & Yanny Protocol (2018)
Welcome to 2018. The year half the planet heard "Yanny" and the o...read more »
What did the dolphin say when...
What did the dolphin say when he made a mistake?
“I didn’t do it...read more »
Why did the llama get kicked...
Why did the llama get kicked out of the zoo?
He was acting like ...read more »
What kind of math do owls...
What kind of math do owls like?
Owl-gebra!read more »
68 Animal Jokes: The 1995 Menagerie Patch
1995: The Year of the Talking Pig and the Digital Dog.Welcome to ...read more »
79 Animal Jokes: The Quarantined Tiger Protocol (2020)
Welcome to 2020. The year the world hit the "pause" button, every...read more »
Why don’t elephants use computers? Because...
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the...read more »
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What do you get if you...
What do you get if you cross a fish and an elephant?
Swimming tr...read more »
Why did the chicken join a...
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!read more »
Why did the ant sit on...
Why did the ant sit on a phone?
To be on call!read more »
78 Animal Jokes: The 2006 Wii-mote & Dwarf Planet Protocol
Welcome to 2006. The year we all threw our TV remotes through the...read more »
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Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
hahaha, i needed this today. work was so stressful but this made me smile.
shared this with my coworkers. now nobody is working.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio is back.