My husband refused to buy one. “LaserDiscs are the future, honey. Don’t be fooled by these tiny coasters.”
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Classic: The Smart Toaster
It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Hacking
He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Therapist
It told us we’re a "Low-Compatibility Unit." I told it to shut u...read more »
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We got a bot to help with the chores. It refused to clean my off...read more »
The In-Law Visit
Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »
The Morning Person
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“A couple was getting married, and...
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2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
May I suggest another joke, sir?