1997 Classic: The DVD

We bought a DVD player. We own exactly one movie. We’ve watched the menu loop for two hours because “the quality is just so crisp.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Net_Addict_200006/13/2004 04:20My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Beavis_Butthead03/14/1997 01:30Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo05/07/2001 22:00Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Pretty_In_Pink04/25/2015 08:09Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Leet_Speaker_7710/29/2002 02:547h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

@Keep_Calm_Fan10/27/2005 00:13Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.