A guy walks into a bar wearing a blue and black shirt. The bartender says, “Nice gold and white shirt, pal.” The guy says, “Don’t you start, Gary. I just want a beer and some peace.”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
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2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
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The Piano Player
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2025 Archive: The Robot Bouncer
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The Sandwich Ban
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The Grasshopper Surprise
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The Talking Dog
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2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
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The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
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The Roman Drink
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2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!