2018 Classic: The Drake

“God’s Plan.” I told her it was God’s plan for me to buy a new grill. She said, “God’s plan involves you cleaning the old one first.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

The difference between the digital life and the real one.My wife ...read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

Preparing the house for the ultimate inspection.My wife spends fo...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »

I told them to clean their room. They just flickered and disappe...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes06/27/2009 16:04Standard classic. Never gets old.

@Palm_Pilot_User06/16/2010 03:19Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Beverly_Hills_9021002/02/1995 14:58The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Incredibles_Dash03/09/1996 17:39That was super fast and super funny!

@Twelve_Monkeys_F06/15/2006 08:18The future is laughing at us.

@Courage_Dog11/01/2012 08:21The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Maplestory_Kid08/29/1998 03:08@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!