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1999 Vintage: The Draft Beer

 Why was the beer so excited? It was finally going to be “vintage.”

Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus04/17/2005 09:55What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Yahoo_Directory07/27/2006 01:54Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Geocities_Neighbor02/17/2001 18:06Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Mr_Blonde_Dance01/18/1996 00:57Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Speed_Racer_Go11/01/2012 21:13Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Goonies_Never_D02/27/2009 17:34Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Get_Flash_Player06/22/2000 13:47Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Deal_With_It_G06/17/2008 08:15Deal with it. This is gold.
@Streamer_Pro_9906/28/2004 12:02Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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