2002 Archive: The Dirty Martini

A guy asks for a “Filthy Martini.” The bartender drops a handful of dirt in the glass. “That’ll be $12.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Lord_Of_The_Rings06/28/1995 04:41One joke to rule them all!

@Simpson_Quotes06/04/2008 17:39D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@MP3_Encoder10/31/2014 13:32128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball11/20/2011 22:42Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Weird_Science_G07/13/1997 17:29We created a monster... of a joke!

@Harambe_Memories04/28/2001 10:10Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Salt_Bae_Original11/13/2008 00:49Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@Blink_Tag_User10/25/2005 17:32<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>