A guy takes a photo of his beer with a 1-megapixel camera. He waits three minutes for it to save to the disk.
Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
The Skeleton Order
A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Furiosa
A woman with a mechanical arm and face paint orders a "V8" cockt...read more »
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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It really whips the llama's ass!
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.