I now know that “cerulean” is not just blue, and I’m terrified of Anne Hathaway’s boss even though I work in a warehouse.
Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006 Social Shift archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
My fist is clenched... with joy!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
This is a comment on a funny joke.