1998 Vintage: The Deep Impact

Another asteroid movie. I told her the world is ending. She said, “Not until you finish the laundry.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »

The dog said, "Feed me, you bald idiot." My wife said, "Finally,...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »

My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »

I asked the new AI to "mediate" our argument about the thermosta...read more »

Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

@Buffy_Fan9703/08/1995 04:37Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@White_Goodman_G01/21/2000 00:41We’re better than you, and we know it!

@LiveJournal_Deep07/05/2004 15:19Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@Gaia_Online_Gold12/26/2001 17:43Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@GG_WP_9812/16/2014 18:51Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@Afk_For_Laughs07/22/2001 21:45Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

@Social_Media_G01/07/2015 09:00I’m going to poke you for this joke!