1999 Vintage: The Deep Blue Sea

My wife is now afraid of super-intelligent sharks. I told her she should be more worried about our super-intelligent toddler.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

@Napster_King01/06/2010 16:23I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Terminator_T80003/09/2001 01:50I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Malware_Hunter08/26/2001 06:06Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Breakfast_Club_B10/22/1995 17:11Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@HotBot_User02/24/1997 02:22Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.