I spent the whole movie trying to figure out if Tom Hardy was talking through a mask or if he just had a very loud radiator in his throat.
Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified
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That was intense... and funny!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Scouting the web for gems like this.
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!