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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The copper mug remains the most stable element in the universe.P...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

"100% human-poured and carbonated."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The...read more »

"Are these peanuts AI-optimized for crunchiness?"Part of the 58 ...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

"I'm a hand-carved sphere. I'm very demure."Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

@Scream_Ghostface07/18/2012 08:16Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Dorm_Room_Hero03/31/2012 21:22My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Marla_Singer_Fan11/22/2003 08:55A joke for the end of the world.

@Pretty_In_Pink08/27/2009 11:07Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Annoying_Orange08/13/2013 23:14Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!