A robot rolls into a bar on Mars. The bartender says, “We don’t get many of your kind here.” The rover says, “I’m just looking for signs of life… or at least a cold beer.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Oops, I laughed again!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
Waddle on over and read this!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.