2023 Vintage: The Creator

I told her the AI is the future. She said, “The future is me throwing your computer out the window if you don’t talk to me.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

In 1999, marriage was a mix of pre-millennial tension and tech-dr...read more »

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

My beer arrived via drone. It landed on the neighbor’s roof. I t...read more »

Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »

The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

I wrote her a song. She asked, "Did you use Suno or Udio?" I sai...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

@Quake_Fragger12/01/2010 06:35M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!

@Charmed_Ones09/19/2001 22:46The power of three... laughs!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky09/01/2003 16:47One billion... laughs!

@Beanie_Campbell07/23/2003 05:31True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@True_Story_Neil06/26/2000 02:41True story! I was there!