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2009 Vintage: The Craft Beer Rise

 “Is this local?” “It was brewed in the basement. You can’t get more local than that.”

Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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The "Just One Drink"
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Discman_Skipper02/06/2005 14:35Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Lord_Of_The_Rings11/01/2010 00:16One joke to rule them all!
@Donnie_Darko_8809/16/2011 04:48Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Midi_Background04/17/2007 14:50Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@LiveJournal_Deep05/17/2008 17:58Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

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