“Find your beach… in a recession.”
Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Romulus
A guy asks for a "Xenomorph" shot. The bartender gives him somet...read more »
2024 Archive: The Coaster
A guy tries to "scroll" the coaster with his thumb.Part of the 5...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
2024 Classic: The Moscow Mule
The copper mug remains the most stable element in the universe.P...read more »
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Draft Beer
"100% human-poured and carbonated."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
I want it that way... the funny way!
Rare humor found in the deep web.
I see what you did there. Clever!
No way! That’s too much!