A guy asks for a lime and the bartender says, “I’ll give you a lemon. It’s 2003, we’re diversifying.”
Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.