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1995 Vintage: The Computer

 We got our first home PC. My wife asked where the “Save Marriage” button was. I told her I think it’s the same as the “Shut Down” button.

Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict04/13/2003 12:19LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Cyber_Traveler10/27/2009 15:12Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Optical_Mouse_9902/15/2011 03:19I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Diva_Plavalaguna12/10/2001 22:33The highest note of humor!
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan01/11/1996 05:48Silently laughing in the snow.
@Social_Media_G06/23/1999 21:02I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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