We got our first home PC. My wife asked where the “Save Marriage” button was. I told her I think it’s the same as the “Shut Down” button.
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Compromise” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Diet Partner
Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »
2025 Classic: The Digital Twin
My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »
The Morning Person
Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
2025 Legacy: The AI Gardener
It mowed the lawn into the shape of my wife’s face. I told her i...read more »
The Thermostat Battle
The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
The DIY Expert
Fixing things around the house... or making them worse.My wife as...read more »
The Secret to 50 Years
Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »
2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The AI Podcast
He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
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66 Marriage Jokes: The 2006 “Wii & Twitter” Edition
In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Neural-Shopping
I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
The highest note of humor!
Silently laughing in the snow.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!