Why did the lawyer sue the $12 “Lockdown Latte”? He argued it was “unauthorized emergency pricing.”
Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Lab Rat (25 Edition)
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2025 Archive: The Hourly Rate
He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Closing Argument
A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »
2025 Classic: The Robot Divorce
A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue 'Em All” Edition
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2025 Archive: The Witness Stand
A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Meta-Liability
A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »
The Small Town
Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »
The Buried Treasure
Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Power Move
A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »
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Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »
The Honest Lawyer
A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »
2025 Classic: The Final Summary
A lawyer wanted to be buried with a "Fast Charging Cable" just i...read more »
The Bus Load
A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »
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I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
This site is never finished... with humor!
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!