Why was the coffee maker so proud? It was “brewing” something special.
Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
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Dad: What an od...read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
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A: H...read more »
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Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
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Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
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It lost all its contacts.read more »
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It left its Windows open.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
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Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
... (Laughter in silence).
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!