2014 Vintage: The Coaster

A guy tries to use the coaster to pay with Apple Pay.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

The craze is over, but the giant mugs are still taking up half t...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

One shot to be demure, two shots to be brat.Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

@Retro_Gamer_Girl04/07/2008 04:38Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Palm_Pilot_User09/06/2007 14:29Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@CRT_Brightness09/23/2012 14:13I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Motherboard_Max03/24/2009 18:08This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Distracted_Boy07/21/2001 15:07Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Fire_Background10/03/1998 19:47This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@I_See_What_You12/01/2014 23:51I see what you did there. Clever!

@Android_Bot_9903/27/2008 16:47Beep boop. Humor recognized.