I told her there’s a “Tacodile” in the kitchen. She said, “That’s just the taco you dropped on the floor. Pick it up.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
What’s the difference between love and...
What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind b...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition
In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition
In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Truck 2.0
It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »
The Secret to 50 Years
Wisdom from a couple who survived the test of time.An old man was...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Hacking
He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »
“A couple had been married for...
“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »
2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Neural-Music
The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition
In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »
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As if! This is too funny.
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!