Why did the cloud stay in bed? It was feeling under the weather.
Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive. Historically Verified
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Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!