1995 Legacy: The Cleaning

She cleans before the cleaning lady comes. I asked why. She said, “I don’t want her to think we’re messy.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Futurama_Bender11/04/2009 03:25Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Walter_Sobchak08/30/2003 16:43Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan10/06/1996 06:51Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Goosebumps_Kid12/29/2011 20:10Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Better_Off_Dead07/20/2005 11:03I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Shut_Up_Money04/26/2006 01:29Shut up and take my laughter!