“Should we order pizza or Thai?” “We’ve had both three times this week.” “So… cereal?” “Cereal it is.”
Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Instagram” Edition
In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »
The Morning Person
Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
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65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Toilet
It analyzed my health and told me I need more fiber. My wife "li...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate-Control House
The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »
68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
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58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Motorola” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
Actually, it IS a cool story!
First! And it’s funny!