2019 Classic: The Choice

“Do we get the Disney+ bundle?” “Does it have National Geographic?” “Yes.” “Then I can watch lions while you watch High School Musical.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »

In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

The dog said, "Feed me, you bald idiot." My wife said, "Finally,...read more »

@Doom_Guy01/05/2003 06:03Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Toy_Story_Buzz04/23/2000 04:21To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@Saved_By_The_Bell06/25/2010 06:04I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@Scream_Ghostface01/30/2009 23:23Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Startup_Kid02/02/2002 09:18Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Karate_Kid_Wax08/16/2007 01:13Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Slashdot_Effect04/04/1997 07:55We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

@Friendster_Ghost12/27/2012 07:57Remember me? I’m still laughing.