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Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
“A couple was getting married, and...
“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »
2025 Classic: The 3D Printed Dinner
I told her the steak tastes like plastic. She said, "That’s beca...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition
In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition
In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »
2025 Archive: The VR Vacation
We "went" to Japan. I told her I’m jet-lagged. She said, "You’re...read more »
“Some people ask the secret of...
“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »
1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »
2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »
The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Exit
I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »
69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »
Why is this so relatable?
My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
One billion... laughs!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!