“What do you want for our 10th anniversary?” “Something with diamonds.” “How about a DVD of Diamonds Are Forever?”
Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Drone Delivery
My beer arrived via drone. It landed on the neighbor’s roof. I t...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Doorbell
It won't let me in after 10 PM. It says, "User 'Husband' has exc...read more »
The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
The Thermostat Battle
The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »
What’s the difference between love and...
What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind b...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Romantic Dinner
Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »
When a couple gets married, why...
When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »
56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »
The Cleaning Strategy
Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!