Why did the chef get arrested? He was “beating” the eggs.
Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive. Historically Verified
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Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
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It left its Windows open.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
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Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!