I’m 1-2-3, 1-2-3 drink… but I’m definitely not swinging from a chandelier. My ceiling fan can barely handle a lightbulb.
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I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.
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