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2014 Classic: The “Chandelier” Sia

 I’m 1-2-3, 1-2-3 drink… but I’m definitely not swinging from a chandelier. My ceiling fan can barely handle a lightbulb.

Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified

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@OfficeWorker_9910/01/2010 08:53I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Snake_Game_Pro08/27/2008 20:16I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Linux_Distro_User12/23/2014 14:32Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Oracle_Says08/31/2005 03:50I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Goosebumps_Kid11/08/2004 17:43Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Fat_Bastard_Get06/03/2002 12:24Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@Ancient_Aliens_G04/04/2004 22:04I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
@Toolbar_Hater09/18/1995 07:40My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
@Opera_User_9907/16/1996 22:20Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.
@Hashtag_Master07/27/2015 19:30#funny #joke #retro #90s

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