“F*** You.” I played this song after our argument. My wife didn’t appreciate the “musical commentary.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!