1996 Vintage: The CD Tower

Our marriage is built on the foundation of a 500-unit plastic CD rack that wobbles if you breathe too hard.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

I told her we should go to the moon. She said, "You get motion s...read more »

I forgot our 10th anniversary, so I sent her a deepfake video of...read more »

Trying to keep the spark alive in the middle of a busy week.I tri...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

"I can see your stats." "What do they say?" "Your 'Annoyance Fac...read more »

We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »

We got a bot to help with the chores. It refused to clean my off...read more »

In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

@X-Files_Spooky03/23/2001 21:40I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@The_Mask_Smokin04/12/2002 19:38P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Zoolander_Derek03/11/1996 02:00What is this? A joke for ants?

@Donny_V_ShutUp12/20/2004 03:45Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Cal_Naughton_Jr02/14/2015 04:04The magic man... is laughing!

@Loituma_Girl03/08/2014 08:14Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Flash_Game_Dev08/31/2014 05:28I should make a game about this joke.