Why did the dad buy a new belt in 2003? Because he needed more “support” for his growing collection of dad jokes.
Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
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61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Professional humor for professional people.
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Beep boop. Humor recognized.