Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but it’s been parked in the driveway for weeks!
Part of the 44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2020 Lockdown Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
This humor took me to new heights!