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2013 Vintage: The Cargo

 Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my Vine has a million loops!

Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013 Frozen & Fox Edition archive. Historically Verified

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