Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my Vine has a million loops!
Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013 Frozen & Fox Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Archive: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »
34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2015 Force & Hello Edition
In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »
44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2020 Lockdown Edition
In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »
45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2022 Maverick Edition
In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Gladys
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys fi...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Abbott
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »
2025 Classic: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »
2025 Classic: The Amos
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »
47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy & Galaxy Edition
In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »
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42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon GO Edition
In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »
2025 Archive: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »
2024 Classic: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »
2024 Classic: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new U...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
This site is very exciting!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!