“I’m the captain now.” I said this while driving. My wife reached over, changed the radio station, and said, “No, you’re the chauffeur.”
Part of the 67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
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I choose to believe it’s funny.