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2013 Legacy: The Captain Phillips

 “I’m the captain now.” I said this while driving. My wife reached over, changed the radio station, and said, “No, you’re the chauffeur.”

Part of the 67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Men_In_Black_J01/28/2008 22:54Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@MIRC_Ghost01/22/2006 01:03Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Hotmail_Checker10/10/2003 03:17Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Harry_Potter_Ron03/25/2003 20:34Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Cyber_Security_X07/29/2002 03:48Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Sion_Partier09/07/1996 22:00The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Nice_Guy_Eddie08/12/2000 06:56Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Star_Wars_Kid02/29/2008 07:29I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Banner_Exchange01/20/2007 01:28Click my banner for more laughs!
@Believe_It_Or_N06/24/1999 17:40I choose to believe it’s funny.

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