2013 Classic: The Canoe

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott ti...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

In 2013, we were all caught in an ice storm of Disney’s Froz...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! ...read more »

In 1998, we were busy upgrading our RAM and worrying about Y2K, b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

@SpiderMan_Tobey04/13/1998 23:23With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Napster_Leech05/01/1999 03:54Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Nu_Metal_Kid03/23/2013 11:42I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Wild_Thornberry04/15/2000 19:47Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Zoolander_Mug07/24/2000 18:06I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Prestige_World_W09/05/2011 18:53Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@Space_Background08/09/1999 02:32The stars are aligned for this joke.

@Search_Scout_9904/10/1998 01:19Scouting the web for gems like this.

@Starcraft_Zerg11/21/2001 12:30Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!