2012 Archive: The “Call Me Maybe” Overload

I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, and please stop playing this song every four minutes before I lose my mind.

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@Motherboard_Max02/03/2010 00:37This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@USB_Pioneer03/11/2010 01:08Plug and Play laughter!

@Sailor_Moon_Cry11/09/2015 21:05In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Karate_Kid_Wax06/18/2015 10:28Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Best_Viewed_IE412/06/2006 03:51Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Me_Gusta_Face04/12/2015 18:18Me Gusta this joke. Very much.