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1996 Vintage: The Cable Box Channel

 Scrolling through 40 channels and complaining that “there’s nothing on” while a 14-hour marathon of Law & Order is playing.

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Encarta_User04/07/2003 06:01I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Titanic_Jack01/10/2004 18:56I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Jurassic_Park_Grant08/19/2006 10:42They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Fight_Club_Tyler11/23/2002 14:37The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette04/08/2004 06:57I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Flash_Intro_Hater02/09/2009 21:26Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Afk_For_Laughs07/31/2005 06:17Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@Maplestory_Kid03/27/2007 10:00@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!

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