2022 Classic: The Bullet Train

A guy drinks a shot and tries to run out the door. He hits the glass.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

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"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

@Sid_Meier_Fan05/10/2003 02:33Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@ChatRoom_Queen11/25/2001 07:31A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Nsync_Justin11/23/2003 06:42Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Malware_Hunter06/08/1999 07:20Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Sion_Partier11/05/2011 15:48The last city on Earth loves this one!

@Rocket_Jumper08/19/2007 02:28This humor took me to new heights!

@Futurama_Fry_M11/23/1998 14:14Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

@Keep_Calm_Fan06/26/2015 23:56Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.