1998 Archive: The Buffalo Platform Shoes

Every girl at the mall is currently four inches taller and walking like they’re on stilts.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

Step into 2009 – the year of the Angry Birds obsession, the launc...read more »

Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »

My dad just asked me how to talk to his computer so it would dra...read more »

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@CoolSkater9807/11/2001 15:25Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam03/17/1997 11:32I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Pirates_Jack_S08/09/2002 08:03But you have heard of this joke!

@Mini_Me_Rocks11/20/2006 14:18... (Laughter in silence).

@Distracted_Boy10/10/2008 19:31Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@LiveJournal_Deep10/17/2009 21:51Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.