“Treasure.” I told her she’s my treasure. She said, “Then treat me like gold and buy me a necklace.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2007 Vintage: The Gone Baby Gone
I told her I’m a private investigator. She said, "Investigate where the missing remote is then, ... read more »
I told her I’m a private investigator. She said, "Investigate where the missing remote is then, ... read more »
2. 1998 Archive: The Choice
"What should we do tonight?" "Let's go to the movies." "What's playing?" "I don't know, let's lo... read more »
"What should we do tonight?" "Let's go to the movies." "What's playing?" "I don't know, let's lo... read more »
3. 2023 Vintage: The Evil Dead Rise
I told her there’s a demon in the house. She said, "That’s just the cat, he’s hungry. Feed him."... read more »
I told her there’s a demon in the house. She said, "That’s just the cat, he’s hungry. Feed him."... read more »
4. 2016 Vintage: The Bruno Mars
"24K Magic." I told her I’m a dangerous man with some money in my pocket. She checked my wallet ... read more »
"24K Magic." I told her I’m a dangerous man with some money in my pocket. She checked my wallet ... read more »
5. 2020 Legacy: The Haircut
I let my wife cut my hair with kitchen scissors. I now look like a thumb that got into a fight w... read more »
I let my wife cut my hair with kitchen scissors. I now look like a thumb that got into a fight w... read more »
6. 2003 Archive: The Master and Commander
My husband thinks he’s a sea captain now. He calls the hallway "the starboard side."Part of the ... read more »
My husband thinks he’s a sea captain now. He calls the hallway "the starboard side."Part of the ... read more »
7. 2002 Legacy: The Broadband
We finally got cable internet. My husband is downloading "trailers" just to watch the progress b... read more »
We finally got cable internet. My husband is downloading "trailers" just to watch the progress b... read more »
8. 2025 Classic: The Holo-Chef
I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef to stop working until I apologiz... read more »
I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef to stop working until I apologiz... read more »
9. 2022 Archive: The See How They Run
I told her I’m a sleuth. She told me to "sleuth" out where the smell in the garage is coming fro... read more »
I told her I’m a sleuth. She told me to "sleuth" out where the smell in the garage is coming fro... read more »
10. 2014 Vintage: The Ariana Grande
"Problem." I told her I have one less problem without her. She reminded me that I don't know how... read more »
"Problem." I told her I have one less problem without her. She reminded me that I don't know how... read more »
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