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2013 Classic: The Bruno Mars

 “Treasure.” I told her she’s my treasure. She said, “Then treat me like gold and buy me a necklace.”

Part of the 67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes07/15/2002 22:03Standard classic. Never gets old.
@Web_Master_Flex09/04/1997 08:49I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Kazaa_Leecher03/27/2004 13:17I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Numa_Numa_Guy07/03/2008 16:48Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Flash_Intro_Hater07/01/1996 14:07Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan11/17/2007 06:44Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

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