Why did the man throw his watch away? He said it was a “waste of time.”
Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
The farce is strong with this one!
Finding the patterns in the humor.
The future is laughing at us.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!