Why did the dad fix the fence twice? He had “nothing but time” on his hands.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
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Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
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Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
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A dino-snore.read more »
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Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
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