2014 Vintage: The Broken Clock

Why did the dad throw the clock out of the 2014 party? He wanted to see “time fly” into the new year.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@ChatRoom_Queen08/26/2004 23:16A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Hanson_Fan_9711/19/2007 06:32Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!

@Terminator_2_Fan06/08/1996 21:01Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Neopets_Trader07/23/2011 21:46Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!

@Web_2_0_Fan05/20/2007 02:41This is the future of humor!