2000 Legacy: The Britney

She’s singing “Oops!… I Did It Again.” I asked what she did. She said, “I spent your golf budget on shoes.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »

In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »

I told her I want to delete the memory of our last argument. She...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

I told them to clean their room. They just flickered and disappe...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »

@Titanic_Survivor10/15/1998 15:43I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Bluetooth_Bot01/28/2011 23:32Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo06/05/2012 07:02Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Cow_And_Chicken07/06/1997 02:19Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Brennan_Huff_X01/06/1998 23:40I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.