Why did the sandwich go to the lab? To get “genetically modified” for more crunch.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
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