Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get “crust-y.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!